This is a Zani World

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

cacklebarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

themiscyra1983:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

Humans: oh my god this burns so good

Peppers: wut

poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.

humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

marauders4evr:

themiscyra1983:

milkshakesandknives:

joisbishmyoga:

trickstergames:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…

Harry:

Hermione:

@blackkatmagic

1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she’s already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid.

2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers.

But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of “anything potter can do, I can do better!” (he can’t) 

But, I’ll it would take is for Harry to say is “scared Malfoy?” 

and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower 

“DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN’T COVER YOU”

“LEAVE IT, Granger, I’m DOING this”

“HE’S DOING THIS HERMIONE”

Y E S

THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!

slytherinpokegirl:

angrybearto:

slytherinpokegirl:

angrybearto:

slytherinpokegirl:

angrybearto:

beyoncescock:

enlightened-introvert:

slytherinpokegirl:

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

That goes for anyone who is doing something that produces are strong smelling vapor or smoke. Please don’t vape indoors. Please smoke weed with the same courtesy you would cigarettes (not indoors and not too close to other people/near doorways or bus stops).

i quit smoking two years ago and even till now, whenever I smell smoke in public, I just feel like smoking again

so to all smokers, please do smoke in smoking areas because you’re not only endangering everyone physically but you’re also torturing some of us mentally

now that probably sounded selfish but I just had to say it so I’m sorry if it offended anyone

Originally posted by glamdeth

Is that response supposed to like do something besides making you look pathetic

Originally posted by unpains

Thank you for confirming you think you are pathetic too

Originally posted by 90sflav

You already made your point it’s okay we all know you are pathetic is there something else you are trying to tell us?

Originally posted by oupacademic