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irapunzel:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

Every fucking day

crewnex:

A better April fools joke for tumblr to pull would be to fix all the problems on the website and then tomorrow everything just goes back to normal

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laugh-addict:

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

just funny stuff

zeekubeast:

wanting to draw things but not having the energy to put effort into drawings

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sixpenceee:

hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories! 

if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here

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thestaffoffrost:

fuzzykitty01:

songofthestarwhale:

boundforbway:

elphiegravity:

eggplantsplit:

elphiegravity:

But you guys a Broadway-themed prom

Omg I thought this said “Broadway-themed porn" like I mean I’m really on board for both tbh

[dead]

Nudesies

The Phantom of the Oral

how to succeed in pornography without really trying

Best little whorehouse in Texas- wait…

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dungeongrind:

The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.

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Harry Potter locations

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itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

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